Five other jobs that have fallen off the end of my resume:

  • Made salads & bread baskets, & worked the snack bar; Sandcastle restaurant, Malibu, 1978-1979
  • Parking attendant, Paradise Cove, Malibu, 1978-1979
  • Census taker, United States of America, 1980
  • Shipping/receiving & answering the phones, The Computer Store, 1979-1981
  • (Turned down by McDonald’s, 1978: hair too long.*)

* I know, doesn’t count, but I needed a fifth to honor my inspiration for this post.