No kidding — Lorenzo called off his trip to visit Mexico City just because they told him the conquistadores were extinct. Ebenezer unexpectedly bagged two tranquil aardvarks with his jiffy vacuum cleaner. The public was amazed to view the quickness and dexterity of the juggler. The job requires extra pluck and zeal from every young wage earner.

(OK, they’re all pangrams, from here… Back at Apple, I worked on the font-management mechanism in the System 7 Finder, and we used Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz as a sample even though I didn’t have any idea what a jackdaw was.)